Yes, it's true--there is, in fact, a black hole under my workbench. Seems like every time I work on a project, the smallest parts are somehow sucked off of my bench and disappear forever under there. I'm guessing that somewhere in the space-time continuum there are enough parts floating around to build several QRP transceivers.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Happy April Fool's Day, everyone!